OFFICIAL BESTIE ROAST • ALISHA EDITION
Alisha.exe
has stopped working 😭
You were warned. You ignored the warning. The relationship department has now issued a full audit. 😂
50-second soundtrack • Play, pause or resume anytime
⚠️ Side effects may include laughing, accepting that Nicole was right, and questioning your relationship decisions.
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You were warned.Nicole said “don't do it.” You said “I know what I'm doing.” Plot twist: you did not.
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Relationship status:Complicated? No. Repeatedly complicated. 😭
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Round 1:He got you. Round 2: somehow he got you again. Girl, this isn't a series finale.
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Nicole's prediction:100% accurate. Your decision-making department: currently under investigation.
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Breaking news:Alisha has once again discovered why Nicole was saying “I told you so.”
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Love is blind.But apparently Alisha also switched off the warning lights. 😭
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Two red flags?Girl, you collected them like they're limited-edition stickers.
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Achievement unlocked:Ignoring your best friend's advice — twice.
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Nicole's job now:Friend, therapist, investigator, and unpaid relationship consultant.
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Customer review:“The boyfriend experience was disappointing. Would not recommend.” ⭐
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Lesson learned?Hopefully. But we're keeping the receipt just in case. 😭
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Plot twist:You came back saying, “I should've listened to you.” Nicole: *sips imaginary tea* ☕
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Relationship math:1 warning + 1 ignored warning + 1 repeat incident = 1 very tired bestie.
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Alisha.exe:Trusting the boyfriend: ON. Trusting Nicole: apparently optional. 😭
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Emergency meeting:Agenda: Why did we do this again?
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Friendly reminder:Your bestie wasn't hating. She was literally trying to save you from this exact episode.
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Netflix could never:This relationship has more plot twists than an entire season.
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Current status:Laughing outside, questioning life choices inside. 😂
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Nicole's prophecy:“I told you.” The sentence nobody wants to hear, but everyone eventually does.
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Final verdict:We love you, but your relationship decisions need parental supervision. 😭🫶